my bucket list

-get a degree
-throw hat up in the air after graduation
-rip a tshirt off like hulk hogan
-make a movie
-land a cabolleral flip
-run up a 'down' escalator
-run down an 'up' escalator 
-push a slinky down an escalator
-see some stand up comedy
-perform some stand up comedy
-get on TV
-kiss a chicks hand when i meet her for the first time
-fart in an elevator
-hit a ping pong ball with enough spin that it bounces back over the net
-record a few rap tracks
-do a yardy
-get a standing ovation
-pull a rabbit out of a hat
-streak across something
-eat chicken with eggs (mother and baby meal)
-write and draw a comic book
-get a tailored suit
-smoke a joint outside parliament
-live outside new zealand
-try my hand at acting
-do a mean hitch-hiking mission
-make a successful attempt at avoiding police capture
-jump from moving vehicle
-get a puppy and name him 'optimus prime'
-start/join another band
-get something i wrote published
-learn another language
-parkour a mad line
-watch fight club 28 times
-dress up as hendrix and enter the national air guitar comp
-skitch a car
-skitch a random car
-print some t shirts
-teach a class
-hang porn on my bed room walls
-go on a bender in vegas
-get married in vegas
-grind a handrail
-perform something on stage in front of a large audience again
-learn a martial art
-tattoo myself 
-tattoo one of the boys
-camp overnight for tickets
-bomb a whole wall
-do a decent throwie
-start a s l o w clap
-do a throwie on a hot chicks body
-draw another decent self-portrait
-buy someone a hooker for their birthday
-dress as a ninja and freerun through town
-go on a game show 
-see a real life geisha
-invent something
-complete an eating challenge
-choreograph a dance sequence
-subscribe to a magazine
-get a bonsai tree
-join or form a 10 pin bowling team
-see the late show with david letterman live
-sue somebody. and win.
-set up portfolio website
-print my own personal business cards 
-go to a shooting range-do a tequila stuntman
-keep a lighter til it runs out
-compose a haka
-write a blues song
-get an extreme haircut
-successfully bribe someone

-spend a day giving free shit to random people

-smash a snow globe

-learn all the dances to ray charles 'shake your tailfeather'
-learn how to do a rubiks cube
-throw a boomerang and have it come back to me 
-eat an animal that ive killed myself
-start a fire from scratch
-do a handstand push up
-get atttoo from a buddhist monk
-go to a State of Origin game
-paint a skateboard
-stay in a capsule hotel
-shave with a machete











tell me if you can help me with any of them, or if youve got anything you think i should add to the list.